You Can’t Scare Me I Have A Wife

You Can’t Scare Me I Have A Wife – Battle-Tested & Unafraid

Haunted houses, horror films, free-solo cliff climbing — none of it compares to being asked ‘do you know what today is?’ You’ve stared into the abyss, mate, and the abyss just asked you to take the bins out.

For the bloke who treats marriage less like a trap and more like a contact sport he keeps showing up for.

Key Features:

• Design: Bold, unapologetic text that says the quiet part loud — no footnotes needed.
• Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy on the shoulders — one less thing to get wrong today.
• Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton – Built to last through decades of ‘we need to talk’ and the occasional cold shoulder.
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

• Wearing to the in-laws’ place (let them work it out)
• Saturday arvo with the boys who all quietly agree
• Father’s Day, from the kids who finally get the joke
• Any occasion where a bloke needs to say a lot without saying a word

Survived the argument. Wore the shirt.