You Can’t Scare Me – I Have a Daughter
You’ve survived the slammed doors, the withering looks, and the full-volume silence that somehow says everything. At this point, fear is just a concept you read about.
For the dad who’s been cross-examined over a text reply and lived to tell the tale.
Key Features:
- Design: Bold text front and centre — no frills, just a man who’s seen things.
- Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy — like you’ve learned not to react too fast.
- Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton – Heavyweight cotton, built for a bloke who’s weathered worse.
- Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
- Sizes: S to 6XL.
Perfect For:
- Father’s Day, when she picks it out and immediately regrets it
- School pick-up, where the other dads will silently nod
- BBQs where someone asks how the teenage years are going
- Any morning that starts with ‘Dad, we need to talk’
Battle-tested. Still standing. Mostly.
