- Shed 2/46 Southern Cross Cct, Urangan QLD 4655
Wooden Spoon Survivor
There’s a certain generation of Australian kids who learned very quickly that the kitchen drawer wasn’t just for spatulas. You know the one. For anyone who grew up in a household where ‘wait till I get the wooden spoon’ was both a threat and a promise.
Price range: $29.95 through $39.95
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Wooden Spoon Survivor – You Made It Out
There’s a certain generation of Australian kids who learned very quickly that the kitchen drawer wasn’t just for spatulas. You know the one.
For anyone who grew up in a household where ‘wait till I get the wooden spoon’ was both a threat and a promise.
Key Features:
- Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy on the shoulders — unlike certain childhood memories.
- Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
- Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight cotton, because you’ve already been through enough.
- Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
- Sizes: S to 6XL.
- Design: A single wooden spoon, centred, looking entirely too innocent for what it represents.
Perfect For:
- Wearing to Mum’s place just to watch her face
- School reunion conversations that start with ‘remember when…’
- Bonding instantly with any other Aussie over 30
- Barbecues where someone inevitably has a better story than yours
You flinched reading this. That tracks.