The More People I Meet, the More I Like My Dog

Your dog has never cancelled plans, talked over you, or forwarded a chain email. The bar is low and somehow they’re still lapping everyone. For the person who RSVPs ‘maybe’ to parties but has already committed to a couch night with the dog.

Price range: $29.95 through $39.95

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The More People I Meet, the More I Like My Dog – A Love Story

Your dog has never cancelled plans, talked over you, or forwarded a chain email. The bar is low and somehow they’re still lapping everyone.

For the person who RSVPs ‘maybe’ to parties but has already committed to a couch night with the dog.

Key Features:

  • Design: Bold text that says the quiet part loud, dog loyalty implied, human tolerance not.
  • Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy on the shoulders — like a dog who doesn’t judge your life choices.
  • Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton – Built to last through walkies, rewatching the same show, and strategic people-avoidance.
  • Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
  • Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

  • Wearing to the family barbecue where you spend the whole time with the dog
  • Any social event you agreed to attend before remembering you hate social events
  • A gift for the friend who cancelled on you to stay home with their dog (fair enough)
  • Casual Fridays at a job you only took for the dog-friendly policy

Good boy. Questionable people. Easy choice.