Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come

Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come – An Honest Confession

You made it. You actually showed up (eventually). The shirt just says out loud what your face was already saying.

For the person who RSVPs yes, spends three days reconsidering, and arrives fashionably late by pure accident.

Key Features:

• Design: Bold text, zero apology — the exact energy of someone who almost didn’t bother.
• Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy on the body — no extra effort required, which tracks.
• Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton – Thick enough to hide behind if someone spots you near the exit.
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

• Arriving to the party after the awkward first hour has cleared out
• Wearing to the work Christmas do you nearly faked sick for
• Any event where the parking lot felt like a crossroads
• Gifting to the friend who always texts ‘omw’ from their couch

You came. That’s genuinely enough.