Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy

Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy – Sometimes I Let Her Sleep

You know the vibe. The duvet is still, the coffee is brewing, and the smart move is to do absolutely nothing until further notice.

For anyone in a relationship long enough to have developed a solid morning survival strategy.

Key Features:

• Fit: Regular fit – Regular fit, classic crew neck — roomy enough to sleep on the couch in.
• Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
• Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight 100% cotton, because some jokes deserve to last a few decades.
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.
• Design: Bold text front-and-centre, spelling out the quiet wisdom you’ve learned the hard way.

Perfect For:

• Weekend brekkie runs where she’s still in bed and you’re flying solo
• Catching the eye of every bloke at the hardware store who just nods knowingly
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where ‘he gets it’ is the brief
• Wearing around the in-laws and watching who laughs first

Wisdom isn’t born. It’s earned at 7am.