Nope, Not Today

Some days you wake up, take one look at the world, and politely decline the whole thing. This shirt does the declining for you (so you can save your energy for the snack run). For the blunt, easygoing type who says what everyone’s thinking and still brings the good biscuits to the barbie.

Price range: $29.95 through $39.95

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Nope, Not Today – For When Absolutely Not Is the Whole Mood

Some days you wake up, take one look at the world, and politely decline the whole thing. This shirt does the declining for you (so you can save your energy for the snack run).

For the blunt, easygoing type who says what everyone’s thinking and still brings the good biscuits to the barbie.

Key Features:

  • Design: Big, blunt ‘Nope, Not Today’ lettering that says no so you don’t have to (or can, if you really want).
  • Fit: Regular fit – Roomy enough for a big lunch and a bigger ‘nah, I’m good’.
  • Material: 100% cotton – Soft enough to make staying home feel like a legitimate life plan.
  • Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
  • Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

  • Ducking out of the group chat’s fourth ‘quick catch-up’ this week
  • Sunday arvo on the couch with zero plans and full commitment
  • Walking past the gym on the way to the servo for a pie
  • Turning down a mate’s idea of a 5am sunrise hike

Say no loud. Say it in cotton.