Make Like a Pigeon and Flock Off – The Polite Brush-Off
Some days, words fail you. Other days, they come together beautifully and you just need the right vehicle.
For the person who’s mastered the art of saying exactly what they mean while technically saying nothing at all.
Key Features:
- Design: A pigeon mid-strut, full of attitude, going absolutely nowhere near you.
- Fit: Regular fit – Relaxed enough to wear while calmly removing yourself from the situation.
- Material: 100% cotton – Heavyweight cotton built to outlast whoever it is you’re done with.
- Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
- Sizes: S to 6XL.
Perfect For:
- Passive-aggressive family dinners where you’re the only one who gets the joke
- The commute home after a meeting that could’ve been an email
- Sending a message to your group chat without sending a message to your group chat
- Anyone who’s ever had to smile through a conversation they were done with twelve minutes ago
You didn’t say anything. The shirt did.
