Gone Insane… Back Soon – Out of Office, Out of Mind
You’ve not quit, exactly — you’ve just temporarily relocated to somewhere nobody can reach you by email. The shirt gets it.
For anyone running on fumes and a vague promise to themselves that things will calm down eventually.
Key Features:
- Fit: Regular fit – Regular fit, classic crew neck — no tight shoulders when you’re already carrying enough.
- Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
- Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight 100% cotton, because flimsy fabric is one more thing you don’t need right now.
- Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
- Sizes: S to 6XL.
- Design: Bold text front-and-centre — gone insane, back soon — like a note left on a door that tells the whole story.
Perfect For:
- The Monday morning where you stare at your inbox and simply close the laptop
- Family gatherings where someone asks if you’re okay one too many times
- That Friday arvo knock-off when you’ve mentally left the building since Tuesday
- Wearing around the house as a polite heads-up to everyone in it
Gone when needed. Back on your own terms.
