F*ck You: 60% of This Shit Is You

Nobody peer-reviewed this chart, but you already know whose slice is the big one. (Science has no comment. Neither do we.) For the straight-talker who ran out of polite ways to say ‘not my fault’ and stopped looking for new ones.

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F*ck You: 60% of This Shit Is You – Data Nobody Asked For

Nobody peer-reviewed this chart, but you already know whose slice is the big one. (Science has no comment. Neither do we.)

For the straight-talker who ran out of polite ways to say ‘not my fault’ and stopped looking for new ones.

Key Features:

  • Design: A deadpan chart with one suspiciously huge slice, delivered with the confidence of zero research.
  • Fit: Regular fit – Roomy enough for a meat pie, a cold one and a grudge.
  • Material: 100% cotton – Takes a hot wash better than some people take feedback.
  • Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
  • Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

  • Group chat post-mortems after the barbie went sideways
  • Christmas Eve inquiries into who forgot the ice
  • Sunday arvo footy tipping comp disputes
  • Team meetings where the blame has already been assigned silently

Blame responsibly. Wear it loudly.