Depresso – No Coffee Mood

Depresso – No Coffee Mood

You’re technically awake. The jury’s still out on everything else. This one’s for the gap between the alarm and the first sip.

For anyone whose personality is on back-order until the kettle finishes.

Key Features:

• Fit: Regular fit – Hangs easy, judges nothing — much like you before 9am.
• Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
• Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape better than you hold a conversation.
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.
• Design: A sad little espresso cup staring back at you — deeply relatable, zero solutions offered.

Perfect For:

• Shuffling to the kitchen at 7am with dead eyes and a mission
• Passive-communicating your mood at the office without saying a word
• The morning shift worker who deserves a medal but will settle for a flat white
• Saturdays before anyone’s allowed to speak to you

Decaf is not an option. It never was.