Check Out My Balls

You’ve hung them, you’ve decorated them, and frankly they deserve to be admired. This Christmas, give the people what they came for. For the person who takes their tree decorating seriously and their sense of humour even more so.

Price range: $29.95 through $39.95

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Check Out My Balls – Deck the Halls, Darling

You’ve hung them, you’ve decorated them, and frankly they deserve to be admired. This Christmas, give the people what they came for.

For the person who takes their tree decorating seriously and their sense of humour even more so.

Key Features:

  • Design: Bold text front and centre, surrounded by illustrated Christmas baubles looking absolutely festive and not innocent at all.
  • Fit: Regular fit – Sits just right — roomy enough for second helpings of pavlova.
  • Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton – Thick enough to survive the washing machine AND Nanna’s reaction.
  • Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
  • Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

  • Turning up to the work Christmas party with plausible deniability
  • Wearing while untangling last year’s fairy lights
  • Secret Santa when you know exactly who needs this
  • Boxing Day backyard cricket where the dress code is ‘anything goes’

Hang them proud. They look great.