- Shed 2/46 Southern Cross Cct, Urangan QLD 4655
ATTEMPTED MURDER
You know what a group of crows is called. You’ve been waiting this long for someone to put it on a shirt. For the person who corrects people’s bird facts at parties and feels absolutely no remorse about it.
Price range: $29.95 through $39.95
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Attempted Murder – A Flock of Questionable Decisions
You know what a group of crows is called. You’ve been waiting this long for someone to put it on a shirt.
For the person who corrects people’s bird facts at parties and feels absolutely no remorse about it.
Key Features:
- Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy on the shoulders, like a crow eyeing your hot chips.
- Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
- Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight 100% cotton — sturdy enough to wear to the scene.
- Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
- Sizes: S to 6XL.
- Design: A gathering of crows rendered in ink, looking collectively, legally, technically innocent.
Perfect For:
- Wearing to the family BBQ and waiting for someone to read it aloud
- Bird nerds who’ve finally found their crossover moment
- That mate who sends you wildlife facts at 11pm
- Any occasion where ‘it’s just ornithology’ is a valid defence
Technically, you did nothing wrong.