Alcohol Makes You Lean Tee

Alcohol Makes You Lean – Against Walls, Bars, and Strangers

You’ve been working on your balance, your social skills, and your ability to lean with real conviction. The gym wasn’t going to teach you any of that.

For the bloke (or blokette) who treats Friday night as cross-training.

Key Features:

• Fit: Regular fit – Regular fit, classic crew neck — structured enough to look like you had a plan.
• Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
• Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight 100% cotton, built to outlast the stories you’ll tell about it.
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.
• Design: Bold text print that says the quiet part loud, with zero apology.

Perfect For:

• Showing up to the pub and immediately proving the shirt right
• Convincing your mates you’ve been ‘training’ all winter
• Post-footy functions where someone’s always leaning on the esky
• Wearing to the gym once, ironically, and never going back

Progress is progress. Lean into it.