F*ck You: 60% of This Shit Is You – Data Nobody Asked For
Nobody peer-reviewed this chart, but you already know whose slice is the big one. (Science has no comment. Neither do we.)
For the straight-talker who ran out of polite ways to say ‘not my fault’ and stopped looking for new ones.
Key Features:
- Design: A deadpan chart with one suspiciously huge slice, delivered with the confidence of zero research.
- Fit: Regular fit – Roomy enough for a meat pie, a cold one and a grudge.
- Material: 100% cotton – Takes a hot wash better than some people take feedback.
- Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
- Sizes: S to 6XL.
Perfect For:
- Group chat post-mortems after the barbie went sideways
- Christmas Eve inquiries into who forgot the ice
- Sunday arvo footy tipping comp disputes
- Team meetings where the blame has already been assigned silently
Blame responsibly. Wear it loudly.
