A Blind Man Walks into a Bar… and a Table… and a Chair…

A Blind Man Walks into a Bar… and a Table… and a Chair… – The Joke That Won’t Sit Down

You thought the punchline was the bar. Turns out the joke has a lot more to say (and a full dining set to get through).

For the mate who delivers a one-liner, then adds two more because the first one landed.

Key Features:

• Design: The joke stacked in deadpan type, with the ellipses doing the dramatic pauses (and the furniture list doing the rest).
• Fit: Regular fit – Easy through the shoulders, so the dad-joke arm gestures have room.
• Material: 100% cotton – Gets softer every wash, unlike your mate’s jokes (which just get longer).
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.

Perfect For:

• Pub trivia night, when you need a warm-up before the sport round
• Sunday arvo barbie, standing next to the person who owns the dad jokes
• Office Friday drinks, where one pun leads to six more
• Gifting to the uncle who has told this joke at every Christmas since 2009

Deliver it deadpan. Let the shirt handle the timing.