Sorry I’m Late, I Saw a Dog

Sorry I’m Late, I Saw a Dog – Your New Official Excuse

You had every intention of being on time. Then there was a dog. You’re only human.

For anyone whose punctuality is at the mercy of whatever four-legged stranger crosses their path.

Key Features:

• Fit: Regular fit – Sits easy on the shoulders, just like your guilt about being late.
• Neckline: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.
• Material: Heavyweight 100% cotton, classic fit – Heavyweight cotton that holds up longer than your promises to leave on time.
• Colours: Available in Antique Irish Green, Antique Jade Dome, Safety Orange, Black, Daisy, Heliconia, Indigo Blue, Maroon, Heather Red, Military Green, Navy, Purple, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.
• Sizes: S to 6XL.
• Design: Bold text that states the alibi plainly — no apology in the font, either.

Perfect For:

• Rocking up to brunch fifteen minutes late with zero remorse
• The friend the group chat already factors into arrival estimates
• Dog park regulars who consider a quick pat a ‘brief detour’
• Anyone who has genuinely lost track of time mid-belly-rub

The dog understood. That’s enough.