Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt

Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt – For the Tough Kids Who Lived to Tell the Tale

If you flinched just seeing that spoon – this one’s for you. The Wooden Spoon Survivor tee is a hilarious throwback to the good old days when mischief met its match. Whether you copped it for climbing the curtains or sassing mum back, you’ve earned the badge of honour (and probably a healthy fear of kitchen drawers).

Perfect for Aussie legends with a sense of humour and a tough childhood hide, this shirt is a cheeky nod to growing up in the era of “old-school discipline.”

Key Features:

• Fit: Regular fit – comfy enough to dodge flying thongs.

• Neckline/Style: Classic crew neck for that timeless, everyday look.

• Material: Premium cotton blend – soft, breathable, and built to last longer than your nan’s wooden spoon.

• Colours: Available in Black and White. Other colours may be offered depending on the product—check the dropdown menu for more!

• Sizes: From Small to 6XL – because survivors come in all sizes.

• Design: Professionally printed graphic with bold white and red text and a not-so-subtle wooden spoon – made to last wash after wash.

Perfect For:

• Family BBQs, reunions, or pub yarns with mates.

• Gag gifts for siblings and fellow ‘survivors.’

• Anyone raised right—with a little timber ‘tough love.’

Wear it proud. You earned it.