“Make Like a Pigeon and Flock Off” T-Shirt – Bold Humour That Soars
Ready to wing it with a shirt that says what everyone’s thinking? This pigeon isn’t here to coo—it’s here to crack up the crowd. Whether you love birds, bold puns, or just need a stylish way to tell the world to bugger off politely, this tee has you covered.
Perfect for smart-arse mates, pun fans, or that one coworker who’s always got a comeback.
Key Features:
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Fit: Classic regular fit that’s comfy enough to flap around in all day.
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Neckline/Style: Timeless crew neck – simple, clean, no fuss.
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Material: Soft, breathable cotton blend that keeps you cool (unlike your temper).
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Colours: Available in Black and White.
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Sizes: From Small to 6XL – all birds welcome.
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Design: Durable high-res print that holds up like your sense of humour.
Where to wear it:
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BBQs, pub runs, awkward family dinners.
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Gag gifts, birthdays, or just treating your sarcastic self.
Cop one now – and let ‘em know you’re not here for the birdseed.